做她脚下的狗

Spring Rain

Confucius got up early, put his hands behind his back and dragged his stick, and swayed at the door, singing, "Is Mount Tai collapsing? Is the beam breaking? Is the philosopher withering?" After singing, he went in and sat in front of the door. Zigong heard it and said, "If Mount Tai collapses, where can I look up? If the beam breaks and the philosopher withers, where can I go? Master, I am afraid you will be ill." Then he hurried in. The Master said, "Ci! Why are you so late? The Xia emperor was buried on the east steps, which was like being in the east; the Yin people buried between the two pillars, which meant that they were flanked by the host and the guest; the Zhou people buried on the west steps, which was like being the guest. And I am a Yin person. Last night, I dreamed that I was sitting and lying between the two pillars. If a wise king does not rise, who in the world can respect me? I am about to die." He died after seven days of illness.

Late Wind

The sacrifices of the emperor and the princes' ancestral temples: spring is called 礿, summer is called 禘, autumn is called 常, and winter is called 澄. The emperor offers sacrifices to heaven and earth, the princes offer sacrifices to the altar of grain, and the officials offer sacrifices to the five sacrifices. The emperor offers sacrifices to the famous mountains and rivers in the world: the Five Mountains are regarded as the Three Dukes, and the Four Rivers are regarded as the princes. The princes offer sacrifices toFamous mountains and rivers are in the area. The emperor and the princes offer sacrifices to the country in the area without a master. The emperor offers sacrifices, sacrifices, tastes and worships. The princes offer sacrifices without sacrifices, and do not taste when offering sacrifices. When tasting, do not worship, and when worshiping, do not offer sacrifices. The princes offer sacrifices, sacrifices; sacrifices, one sacrifice and one sacrifice; tastes, sacrifices; worships, sacrifices.

My baby, you can't mess with me

Rebirth of the God-level Son-in-law

Xiahou Taichu once wrote while leaning against a pillar. It was raining heavily at the time, and a thunderbolt broke the pillar he was leaning against. His clothes were burnt, but his expression remained unchanged, and his book was also intact. The guests around were all stumbling and unable to stop.

Demonic Sound Supreme

When Wang Rong was a young man, he visited Ruan Ji. Liu Gongrong was also present. Ruan said to the king, "I happen to have two buckets of fine wine, and I would like to drink it with you. That Gong Rong has no right to drink it." The two men exchanged cups, and Gong Rong did not get a single drink. But when it came to talking and discussing drama, the three of them were no different. When someone asked him about this, Ruan replied, "Those who are more honorable than you have to drink with; those who are less honorable than you have to drink with; only those who are honorable as you have to drink with you can not drink with you."

Quick Wear: The Drama Queen Arrives

When Ruan Bubing lost his mother, Pei Linggong went to offer condolences. Ruan Fang was drunk, sat on the bed with his hair loose, and did not cry. Pei arrived, sat on the ground, cried and mourned, and then left. Someone asked Pei, "In a condolence ceremony, the host cries and the guests perform the rituals. Since Ruan didn't cry, why did you cry?" Pei said, "Ruan is an outsider, so he doesn't respect rituals. We are ordinary people, so we take rituals as our own." People at that time sighed that he had achieved the best of both worlds.