火影忍者吧

Male star's contract bodyguard

Huan Cheqi is not good at picking up new clothes. After bathing, the woman gave him new clothes. The cavalry was furious and urged them to take him away. The woman brought it back and said, "The clothes are not new, so how can they be old?" Duke Huan laughed and chopped it off.

(Quick Wear) Cannon Fodder's Counterattack

Yin Hongyuan replied to Sun Xinggong's poem: "Let's play a song." Liu Zhenchang laughed at his clumsy words and asked: "What do you want to play?" Yin said: "(Mu Xi) La is also played, why do we need guns and bells?"

Dressed as the mother of the sickly prince

Zu Shi Shao saw the chief of Wei and said: "This man has the shape of a flag and a staff."

Attack of the Fangirls

The Master said: “A ruler of a country should make clear what is good and what is bad, so as to show the people kindness, and then the people will not be double-minded. The Book of Songs says: ‘Be calm and share your position, and be good at being upright. ’” The Master said: “If the superior is suspicious, the people will be confused; if the subordinate is difficult to know, the ruler will be overworked. Therefore, a ruler who governs the people should make clear what is good to show the people, be careful of what is bad to prevent the people from being licentious, and then the people will not be confused. The ministers should follow the manners, not be heavy-handed, not support what they cannot do, and not bother what they do not know, and then the ruler will not be overworked. The Book of Songs says: ‘The God is strict, and the people are at peace. ’ The Xiaoya says: ‘It is not that they only share, but that the king is in harmony. ’”

Baby on the wrong bed

Food: snail sauce and rice food, pheasant soup; wheat food, dried meat soup, chicken soup; rice, dog soup, rabbit soup; mixed rice without polygonum. When soaking pig, wrap bitter Polygonum; when soaking chicken, wrap Polygonum in sauce; when soaking fish, wrap Polygonum in roe sauce; when soaking turtle, wrap Polygonum in sauce. Thighs, snail sauce, dried meat soup, rabbit sauce, minced skin, fish sauce, fish sashimi, mustard sauce, elk fish, sauce, peach, plum, egg salt.

A dirge to intoxicate the minister