表姐的精液i

I'm waiting, waiting for the wind to wait for you to come

Don't run, little demon

Sun Zijing took off her wife's mourning clothes and composed a poem to show Wang Wuzi. Wang said: "I don't know that literature is born from emotion and emotion is born from literature. Reading this makes me sad and increases the love between husband and wife."

King of Industry

When Gongshu Wenzi died, his son Shu asked the king for a posthumous title, saying: "The sun and the moon have their time, and I will be buried. Please change his name." The king said: "In the past, Wei was in a disaster and famine, and the Master made porridge for the hungry people in the country. Wasn't it a kindness? In the past, Wei was in trouble, and the Master used his death to protect me. Wasn't it a loyalty? The Master listened to the government of Wei, improved its system, and made friends with the neighbors. The state of Wei was not humiliated. Wasn't it a culture? Therefore, the Master is called "Zhenhui Wenzi."

No disease, no money

There are three reasons for not mourning a death: fear, disgust, and drowning.

The Ultimate Evil Abandoned Young Master

Gu Yue and Jian Wen are of the same age, but Gu Yue's hair turned white earlier. Jianwen asked, "Why did you become white first?" He replied, "The cattails and willows fall in autumn, while the pines and cypresses grow stronger after frost."

I hope we will still hold hands ten years later

The person who ordered the wine was poured, said, "Please serve the wine." The person who poured the wine said, "Yes." Those who were supposed to drink all knelt down to offer the wine, and said, "Pour it." The winner knelt down and said, "Respectfully raise it."