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The New King of Comedy

The Domineering Concubine: The Silly Girl Turns Over and Makes the King

Wang Shuang was drinking with Sima Taifu. The Grand Tutor was drunk and called the king "boy." The king said, "My late grandfather, the Chief Secretary, was a friend of Emperor Jianwen. My late aunt and sister were married and had two concubines. How can they be called boys?"

Sir, please raise your hand

In this month, do not drain rivers and lakes, do not drain ponds, and do not burn mountains and forests. The emperor will break the ice with fresh lambs and offer them to the sleeping temples first. On the first day of Ding, the emperor will order the music director to practice dancing and release vegetables. The emperor will lead the three dukes, nine ministers, princes, and officials to personally watch. On the second day of Ding, he will order the music director to learn dancing. In this month, sacrifices are not used, but jade and jade are used, and leather coins are replaced.

Rising Sun Burns

Sima Taifu asked Xie Cheqi: "Hui Zi wrote five carts of books, why is there not a single word that touches the profound?" Xie said: "It must be that the wonderful part was not passed on."

Wedding Concerto

Sacrificial rules: The Yu clan sacrificed to the Yellow Emperor and offered sacrifices to Ku in the suburbs, and their ancestors were Zhuanxu and Yao. The Xiahou clan also sacrificed to the Yellow Emperor and offered sacrifices to Gun in the suburbs, and their ancestors were Zhuanxu and Yu. The Yin people sacrificed to Ku and offered sacrifices to Ming in the suburbs, and their ancestors were Qi and Tang. The Zhou people sacrificed to Ku and offered sacrifices to Ji in the suburbs, and their ancestors were King Wen and King Wu.

Female Official Strategy

Prime Minister Wang said: "Diao Xuanliang is as clear as a razor, Dai Ruosi is as rugged as a rock, and Bian Wangzhi is as sharp as a peak."