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When the dukes sent people to the dukes, the messengers called themselves "guaijunzhilao". The emperor is solemn, the princes are majestic, the great officials are numerous, the scholars are staggering, and the common people are humble.

Wei Zhongjiang was good at calligraphy. Emperor Ming of Wei built a palace and wanted to hang a notice, so he asked General Zhong to climb the ladder and write it. After he died, his hair and temples were all white, so he told his children and grandchildren, "Don't learn to read anymore."

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The leader of the male star's haters

Guliang Hentao

Food: snail sauce and rice food, pheasant soup; wheat food, dried meat soup, chicken soup; rice, dog soup, rabbit soup; mixed rice without polygonum. When soaking pig, wrap bitter Polygonum; when soaking chicken, wrap Polygonum in sauce; when soaking fish, wrap Polygonum in roe sauce; when soaking turtle, wrap Polygonum in sauce. Thighs, snail sauce, dried meat soup, rabbit sauce, minced skin, fish sauce, fish sashimi, mustard sauce, elk fish, sauce, peach, plum, egg salt.

Twenty years in business

Yu Chi Ailing

Emperor Ming was in the West Hall, drinking with the officials. Although they were not drunk, the emperor asked, "How do the famous ministers gathered here today compare to Yao and Shun?" Zhou Boren was the Minister of State at that time, so he said in a stern voice, "Although we are the same ruler now, how can we be equal to the sage's rule!" The emperor was furious, went back inside, wrote a handwritten edict on a whole yellow paper, and gave it to the Chief Justice to collect, as he wanted to kill him. A few days later, the emperor ordered Zhou to leave and all the officials went to visit him. Zhou said: "I know now that I should not be put to death. My crime is not serious enough."

The frivolous years

Chao Huantian

Therefore, a gentleman should be cautious and not lose his face in front of others. The king should be polite, and the ministers should be inferior to him. The ministers should be polite, and the scholars should be inferior to him. Etiquette should not be given to common people, and punishment should not be given to ministers. Punishers should not be at the king's side.

Zombies eat your brains

Sikou Bingshuo

A minister chooses a house and a burial date, and an official makes hemp clothes, cloth mourning clothes, and cloth belts, and mourning shoes. The black cloth cap is not frilly. The fortune teller wears a leather cap. If the divination is to be done, the historian wears a long cap and long clothes to divinate. The fortune teller wears court clothes. At the funeral of a senior official, a horse is offered. The horse offerer cries and dances, then goes out to make offerings and read. At the funeral of a senior official, the senior clan member looks at the deceased, and the junior clan member asks the tortoise shell to be made by the fortune teller. The princes wear the robe of paulownia and the robe of lords, and the ladies wear the robe of yudi, and the didi wears the white sand. The wives wear the robe of juyi, paulownia, and white sand. The junior officials wear the robe of jian, and the rest are like the scholars. Go up west again . The officials are not to be strangled, but belong to the pond. The officials are attached to the scholars, the scholars are not attached to the officials, but to the brothers of the officials. If there are no brothers, then they follow the order of their ancestors. Even if the king's parents are still alive, it is still the same. The wife is attached to the concubine of her husband, if there is no concubine, then she also follows the concubine of her ancestors. The concubine is attached to the concubine's aunt, if there is no concubine, then she also follows the concubine of her ancestors. A man is attached to the king's father, then he is a match; a woman is attached to the king's mother, then she is not a match. A prince is attached to a prince. When the king dies, the great The title of a son is "Zi", and he is treated like a lord.

How to Become a Tycoon

Cong Manan

There is a great way to make money. There are many people who make it, but few who consume it. Those who work hard and those who spend it are comfortable, then the money will always be enough. The benevolent use money to improve themselves, and the unkind use themselves to make money. There has never been a person who likes benevolence but does not like righteousness, there has never been a person who likes righteousness but does not complete his work, and there has never been a person whose treasury is not his own money. Meng Xianzi said: "He who keeps horses and chariots does not care about chickens and pigs; a family that cuts ice does not keep cattle and sheep; a family with a hundred chariots does not keep ministers who collect money. It is better to have ministers who steal than to have ministers who collect money. "This means that a country does not regard profit as profit, but regards righteousness as profit. Those who govern a country and pursue financial gain must be mean people. They are good people, but mean people are good people. Disasters come together. Even if there are good people, there is nothing they can do! This is to say that a country does not take profit as profit, but takes righteousness as profit.

Hengdian Lovers [Entertainment Circle]

Kong Yanlan

Xu Yuan once visited Jianwen. It was a windy and calm night with a bright moon, so they composed music and talked in the room. Expressing one’s inner thoughts is Xu’s forte. The words are clear and graceful, more than usual. Although Jianwen and he had always been in sync, this encounter was even more regrettable. Unconsciously they knelt down and spoke with their hands, and the conversation lasted until almost dawn. Then he said: "Xuan Du has great talent and sentiment, so it is not easy to give him many compliments."

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