搞笑电影粤语

Xiuxian Zhuan

The Silly Thief

When Wei Wu was young, he tried to be a knight with Yuan Shao.

One wrong move

The dukes wear the robes of the rear road and the crown. The front road and the pagoda are not covered with robes. Send a car to inspect the prison equipment. The thin cloth saddles have patterns on the four sides and are placed at the four corners. Carrying the mourning caps, Youzi said: "It is not the etiquette. The funeral offerings are only dried meat and salted meat. "In sacrifice, the title of filial son or filial grandson is used; in funeral, the title of mourning son or mourning grandson is used. The mourning dress and funeral carriage are all the same. The white crown and the black cloth crown are not fringe-shaped. The black cloth crown is fringe-shaped. The officials wear the crown and offer sacrifices to the duke, and the hat and offer sacrifices to themselves. The scholars wear the hat and offer sacrifices to the duke, and the crown and offer sacrifices to themselves. The scholars wear the hat and personally welcome the deceased, so it is acceptable for the scholars to wear the hat and offer sacrifices to themselves.

The chief spoils his wife and eats and drinks for free

The emperor’s meal was nine shells; the princes had seven, the officials had five, and the scholars had three. The scholars were buried in the third month, and the mourning ended in that month; the officials were buried in the third month, and the mourning ended in the fifth month; the princes were buried in the fifth month, and the mourning ended in the seventh month. The scholars had three Yu, the officials had five, and the princes had seven. The princes sent people to offer condolences, and the next one was: the one who brought the coffin and the offerings and arrived, all finished the work on the same day, and the next one was like this. When a king is ill, he asks countless questions; a scholar asks only once. When a king is with a noble official, he does not eat meat at the funeral, and does not play music at the funeral; when a scholar is with a funeral, he does not play music. When the main coffin is carried, the princes hold the ropes of 500 people, four ropes, all of whom hold their mouths shut. The Sima holds the bell, eight on the left and eight on the right, and the carpenters hold feathered banners to support the coffin. When a senior official is buried, when the main coffin is carried, there are 300 people holding the lead, four on the left and four on the right, and the coffin is covered with thatch.

The Abandoned Son

When Kong Rong was arrested, people at home and abroad were in panic. At that time, the oldest of Rong'er was nine years old and the youngest was eight years old. The two boys were playing with the nails on purpose, without any sign of panic. Rong said to the messenger, "I hope the crime is limited to myself. Can the two sons be saved?" The son came forward slowly and said, "My lord, have you ever seen eggs intact under an overturned nest?" Soon they were also captured.

Beautiful female boss

Wang Guanglu said: "Wine is what makes people stay away from each other."