食色app又是一款成人抖音

The otaku's one acre and two points of land

　　After Zhou Zhen left Linchuan County, he returned to the capital. Before he could take up residence, he moored at Qingxi Island. Prime Minister Wang went to see it. It was summer and a rainstorm suddenly came. The boat was so small and leaked so badly that there was almost no place to sit. The king said, "How can Hu Wei be more honest than this?" He immediately appointed him as the commander of Wuxing County.

Robbery of Love

Man Fen is afraid of the wind. When Emperor Wu of Jin was sitting, there was a glazed screen in the north window, which looked dense but sparse, and he looked excited and embarrassed. The emperor laughed at him. Fen replied: "I am like a cow from Wu, panting when I see the moon."

Qianxin Ai

Gu Shao once had a conversation with Pang Shiyuan, who asked, "I heard that you are famous for knowing people. Who is better, me or you?" He replied, "In terms of being influenced by the world and rising and falling with the times, I am not as good as you; but in discussing the remaining strategies of kingship and hegemony and viewing the key points of reliance, I seem to be one day better than you." Shao also felt at ease with his words.

Long time no see

Someone asked: "What is a cane?" The answer is: bamboo and tung are the same. So for the father, a cane is made of bamboo; for the mother, a cane is made of tung.

Polestar's first warm moment

System Upgrading

Duke Wen liked to speak slowly, while Duke Bian was a man of courtesy and rules. When they reached Yu Gongxu, they had a big fight. Wen started to speak vulgarly, and Yu Gong said slowly: "Taizhen never speaks vulgarly all day long."