公车射文

Hell on Earth

I have been organizing these years

Wang Ziyou served as a cavalry officer under Huan. Huan asked, "What is your department?" He replied, "I don't know. I see horses coming from time to time. I think I am in the horse department." Huan asked again, "How many horses do you have?" He replied, "If I don't ask about the horses, how can I know the number?" Huan asked again, "How many horses are dead?" He replied, "If I don't know the living, how can I know the dead?"

God's Wife Cannot Be Deceived

If you prevent it after it is developed, you will be unable to win; if you study after the time is too late, you will be hardworking and difficult to achieve; if you apply it in a variety of ways without being cautious, you will be chaotic and not improve; if you study alone without friends, you will be ignorant and have little knowledge; if you have friends who are against your teacher; if you are friends who are against you, you will abandon your learning. These six are the reasons why teaching is abolished.

The Femme Fatale

Wang Yifu once was assigned to work by a clan member, but he hadn't done anything for some time. When they were having a feast, Wang Yifu said to the clan member, "You are assigned to work for an elder recently, so how can you not do it?" The clan member got very angry and threw a stick in his face. Yi Fu was speechless. After washing up, he took Prime Minister Wang's arm and was carried away together. He looked in the mirror in the carriage and said to the Prime Minister: "The way you look at me is like looking at an ox's back."

One person and half a heart

Tai is the revered vessel of the Youyu clan. Shanlei is the revered vessel of the Xia Dynasty. Zhuo is the revered vessel of the Yin Dynasty. Xixiang is the revered vessel of the Zhou Dynasty. Jue, in the Xia Dynasty, used 琖, in the Yin Dynasty, used 喝, and in the Zhou Dynasty, used 爵. In the Xia Dynasty, used 鸡夷. In the Yin Dynasty, used 喝, and in the Zhou Dynasty, used 黄目. As for spoons, in the Xia Dynasty, used dragon spoons, in the Yin Dynasty, used 疏勺, and in the Zhou Dynasty, used 蒲勺. Earthen drums, 蒉桴, and 羠 are the music of the Yiqi clan. Beating, beating, and rubbing jade chimes, large qins, large harps, medium qins, and small harps are the musical instruments of the four dynasties.

Dog Officer

Emperor Xiaowu asked Wang Shuang, "How do you compare to your brother?" Wang replied, "You are both elegant and outstanding. I am not as good as you. Loyalty and filial piety cannot be imitated by others!"