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I really am the star of the sky

When Lady Xie was teaching her son, she asked the tutor, "How come I didn't see you teaching my son for the first time?" The tutor replied, "I always teach my son myself."

Master, come to the bowl quickly.

Wang and Liu listened to Lin Gong's talk. Wang said to Liu, "Those who sit high up are evil creatures." He turned east and listened again. Wang said, "Who is this (Jin Ben) Wang after the king?"

The Tyrant

When Yin Hao first governed Yangzhou, Liu Yin was on a journey. As the day was getting dark, he asked his attendants to fetch his bundle. People asked him why. He replied, "The governor is strict and I dare not travel at night."

My Mr. Naturalist

Liu Kun was good at recruiting people but poor at controlling them. Although several thousand people surrendered in one day, the same thing happened to those who fled and scattered. So in the end nothing was built.

The Evil Doctor's Crazy Wife

When a dog Zhongni kept died, he asked Zigong to bury it, saying, "I have heard that if you do not discard an old curtain, you will bury the horse; if you do not discard an old cover, you will bury the dog. I am poor and have no cover; I also gave him a mat at his fiefdom so that his head would not be sunk."

Is your heart like mine?