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I became the Zombie King

In the past, Huan Qian was compared to Yin Zhongwen. During the reign of Huan Xuan, Zhongwen entered the palace. Huan saw him from the courtyard and said to those sitting beside him, "We are the military commanders of our family. How can we be as good as this?"

Sir, please hug my thigh

The Supreme Dandy

When cleaning the feces for an elder, one must put a broom on the dustpan and use the sleeves to hold it back; if the dust does not reach the elder, one can use the dustpan from the home side to scoop it up. The seat is like a bridge. Where shall we sit and where shall we put our clothes? Xi: Among the south and north, the west is the best; among the east and west, the south is the best.

The Strongest Loser in the City

After Huan Xuan usurped the throne, he was about to set up a direct office and asked his attendants, "Where should the Huben Zhonglang Office be located?" Someone answered, "There is no office." This was extremely against the emperor's will at the time. I asked, "How do you know there is none?" He answered, "Pan Yue wrote in his Autumn Poem, 'I am also the General of the Tiger Guards, and I am in charge of the Ministry of Cavalry.' Xuan Zi praised it.

Love and hope for a long marriage

Zi Yun: "A gentleman forgives his parents' faults and respects their virtues." The Analects says: "If one does not change his father's way for three years, he can be called filial." Gaozong said: "For three years, he did not speak, and he would complain if he spoke." Zi Yun: "If one obeys orders without anger, gives subtle advice without getting tired, and works hard without complaining, he can be called filial." The Book of Poetry

Superb chef

If he gives a carriage, a pot of wine, a bundle of clothes, and a dog to a person, if he offers it to a person, he will present the wine and hold the clothes as a gift, which is also called a carriage, a pot of wine, a bundle of clothes, and a dog. If he gives meat in a tripod, he will hold it as a gift. If he gives a pair of poultry, he will hold one pair as a gift and leave the rest. For dogs, he will hold the leash; for guard dogs and farm dogs, he will give them to the herder, and after receiving them, he will ask the dog's name. For cattle, he will hold the leash. , the horse should hold the reins, all with the right hand. The ministers should hold the reins with the left hand. The chariot should be held with the reins. If the armor is in front, then hold it with the command; if it is not in front, then bare the shackles and hold the helmet. When crying, hold the canopy. When bowing, bend the shackles with the left hand and hold the cane. When using a sword, open the cover and strike it, and add the cudgel and sword. The hu, book, xiu, baozhu, bow, mat, mat, pillow, table, ying, staff, qin, zither, spear, and those with blades, caskets, whips, and flutes, they should all be held with the left hand. The knife is handed over with the blade Ying. 削授拊. If there is a stabbing blade, give it to someone and then dodge it.