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The Evil Prince's Drag Girl

Wang Yifu once was assigned to work by a clan member, but he hadn't done anything for some time. When they were having a feast, Wang Yifu said to the clan member, "You are assigned to work for an elder recently, so how can you not do it?" The clan member got very angry and threw a stick in his face. Yi Fu was speechless. After washing up, he took Prime Minister Wang's arm and was carried away together. He looked in the mirror in the carriage and said to the Prime Minister: "The way you look at me is like looking at an ox's back."

I have a big devil in my house

House; the coffin of the senior official is covered with a veil, which is placed in the west row, and the veil does not reach the coffin; the coffin of the scholar is exposed, and the upper curtain is covered. Boil, the king has four kinds of eight baskets, the senior official has three kinds of six baskets, and the scholar has two kinds of four baskets, and fish and margarine are added. Decorate the coffin, the king has three pools of dragon curtains, and the appearance is vibrating. Fuhuang, three rows of fire, three rows of Fu. Plain brocade and red, add false Huang. Six purple buttons. Qi, five colors and five shells. Two purple 翣, two purple 翣, two painted 翣, all wearing jade. Fish leaping in the pool. The king has six purple 翣, six purple 贰. The senior official has two painted curtains, and the appearance is not vibrating. Huahuang, three rows of fire, three rows of Fu. Plain brocade and red. Two purple buttons, two black buttons. Qi, three colors and three shells. Two purple 翣, two painted 翣, all wearing jade. Fish leaping in the pool. The official wears a purple front and a black back, and the same applies to the cloak. The scholar wears a rough cloth curtain, one pond, twisted. Two purple buttons, two black buttons. Qi, three colors and one shell. Two painted bamboo quilts, all wear a sash. The scholar wears a purple front and a black back, and two cloaks use purple. The king is buried with a chariot, four sashes and two stele, and the imperial coffin uses a feathered banner. The official is buried with a chariot, two sashes and two stele, and the imperial coffin uses a thatched roof. The scholar is buried with a state carriage. Two sashes and no stele, when leaving the palace, the imperial coffin uses a gong cloth. When sealing, use a sash without a stele to carry the coffin. The king seals with a balance, and the official and scholar use a salt. The king orders not to shout, and seals with a drum; the official orders not to cry; the scholar cries and stops. The king's pine coffin, the official's cypress coffin, the official's mixed wood coffin. Between the coffin and the coffin, the king can hold a 柷, the official can hold a pot, and the scholar can hold a 甒. The king's coffin is in the inner coffin and the Yu basket, the senior official is not in the inner coffin, and the scholar is not in the Yu basket.

The cool uncle lives next door

Funny Mother-in-law: Ningyunxiang

Duke Xiang of Song buried his wife with a hundred jars of salted meat. Zeng Zi said, "Since it is said that the utensils are clear, it is also filled." At the funeral of Meng Xianzi, Si Tu Lu returned to Si Bu. The Master said, "Yes." Reading the 赐, Zengzi said, "It is not ancient, it is a second report." Cheng Zigao was ill in bed, and Qing Yi came in and asked, "Your illness has worsened. If it becomes a serious illness, what should I do?" Zigao said, "I have heard that life is beneficial to people, and death is not harmful to people. Even if I am not beneficial to people in life, can I harm people in death? When I die, choose a place where no food is eaten and bury me there."

The Supreme God of Another World

The CEO has a poisonous tongue