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Cultivation Grocery Store

Yu Yutai is Xi's younger brother. Xi wants to be executed and will kill Yu Tai. Yutaizi's wife was the daughter of Xuanwu's younger brother Huanhuo. He came barefoot and tried to enter, but the gatekeeper refused to let him in. The woman said in a stern voice, "Who are you? You are my uncle's doorman, but you won't let me in!" She rushed in and cried, "Yu Yutai always thinks that people's feet are three inches shorter, so can he be a thief again?" Xuanwu smiled and said, "My son-in-law is in a hurry." Then he opened a door for Yutai.

Police Doctor Night Walk

When Guo Zhaozi's mother died, he asked Zi Zhang, "At the funeral and tomb, what positions should men and women take?" Zi Zhang said, "At the funeral of Si Tu Jingzi, Confucius was the prime minister, and men faced west and women faced east." He said, "Ah! No." He said, "At my funeral, Si was involved. You are responsible for it, the guests are guests, the host is the host--women and men all face west."

The Strongest Son-in-Law

During the time of Su Jun, Kong Qun was forced to surrender in Hengtang by Kuang Shu. Prime Minister Wang kept Shu in his care, and when everyone was sitting and joking, he asked Shu to persuade people to drink in order to ease the regret about Hengtang. The crowd replied, "The virtue is not Confucius's, and the misfortune is the same as that of Kuang people. Although the sun and the air are warm, and the eagle is transformed into a dove, even those who know it will still hate its eyes."

Invincible lazy system

When Cai Situ was in Luoyang, he saw that Lu Ji and his brothers lived in the three-room tiled house of the Assistant Director General. Shilong lived in the east end and Shiheng lived in the west end. Shilong is a gentle and cute person. Shi Heng was over seven feet tall, his voice was like a bell, and his words were often generous.

Returning from Xiuxian to take care of the baby

Deng Ai stuttered and called himself "Ai Ai". King Wen of Jin teased him and said, "You say 'Ai Ai', how many Ai are you talking about?" He replied, "Phoenix, Phoenix, so it is one Phoenix."