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The north wind turns south and finally meets you

Liu Ling was drunk and very thirsty, so he asked his wife for wine. The woman threw away the wine and destroyed the utensils, and wept and advised, "You drink too much. It is not the way to keep healthy. You must stop drinking!" The actor said, "Very good. I cannot control myself. I can only pray to the gods and ghosts and swear to stop. Now you can prepare the wine and meat." The woman said, "I respectfully obey your command." She offered wine and meat to the gods and asked the actor to swear. Ling knelt down and made a wish, "Liu Ling was born with wine as his name. I can drink one hu of wine at a time, and five dou of wine will sober me up. Don't listen to women's words." He then served wine and meat, and he was already drunk.

Listen to my voice

Fu Lang first crossed the river, the king consulted a great thing, asked the Chinese characters and the wind and soil born, finally no limit has been, Lang again asked the slaves noble and low, Lang Yun: "Kindly thick and knowledgeable, the middle, even a hundred thousand;

The two treasures against heaven: kidnapping Mr. Gu as a father

Xie Gong said: "The Chief Secretary doesn't say much, but his voice is clear."

Shudder

Liver and radish: Take a dog liver, wrap it, and roast it with radish. When it is burnt, the radish will not stick to it. Take rice and simmer it with porridge. Cut the wolf fat into small pieces and mix it with the rice to make wine.

I am really a Feng Shui master

When Shi Daizhong died, he had no son, but six concubines. He asked for the successor. He said: "Bathing and wearing jade are omens." All five of them bathed and wore jade; Shi Qizi asked: "Who bathes and wears jade when mourning a parent?" No bathing or jade. Shi Qizi said.

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