搞笑高考古诗

It's better to grow like this

When Duke Huan first reported on his defeat of Yin in Jingzhou, he lectured on the Analects of Confucius and came to the part that said, "Riches and honor are what people desire, but if they are not obtained by proper means, they should not be kept." The mysterious meaning is very evil.

Unscrupulous pampering

Dance of the South: Good Wood

When Emperor Ming of Jin was a few years old, he sat on Emperor Yuan's lap. Someone came from Chang'an, and Emperor Yuan asked about the news from Luoxia, and burst into tears. Emperor Ming asked why he was crying. I told him my intention to cross the river to the east. He then asked Emperor Ming, "How far do you think Chang'an is compared to the sun?" He replied, "The sun is far away. Haven't you heard that people come from the side of the sun? How can you know it?" Emperor Yuan was surprised. Tomorrow I will gather all the ministers for a banquet, inform them of this intention, and ask them again. He replied, "The sun is near." The Yuan Emperor was dismayed and asked, "Why do you say something different from what you said yesterday?" He replied, "I can see the sun but not Chang'an."

Accidentally hit the devil school hunk

When mourning clothes are worn, the crying is like going out but not turning back; the crying of mourning clothes is like going out and turning back; the crying of mourning clothes for the great merit is three bends and then folded; the mourning clothes for the small merit and the mourning clothes are acceptable. This is the expression of sorrow in the voice.

The immortal takes the handsome man home

Huan Wen passed by Wang Dun's tomb and said, "A lovely child! A lovely child!"

Wife

Old Eye Han Kangbo: The elbow has no wind bone.