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The evil wife of the peasant family, the farming prince begs for mercy

Prime Minister Wang was in Yangzhou and sent eight ministries to serve in the department. Gu Heshi was the one who passed it down and they all saw it at the same time. All the officials reported their gains and losses, but Zhihe alone remained silent. The king asked Gu, "What have you heard?" Gu replied, "As an advisor, you would rather let the net leak and swallow the boat. Why do you listen to rumors and think that you are governing a country well?" The prime minister praised him, and the other officials felt that they were lacking.

Get rich overnight

Wang Zijing said to Wang Xiaobo, "Yang Shuzi is good herself, but what does she have to do with other people?" So she is not as good as the prostitute on the Tongque Tower. ”

I am not only a rich second generation

Wang Zhongxuan likes the bray of a donkey. After the burial, Emperor Wen came to the funeral and said to his companions, "The king likes the bray of a donkey. You can each make one to send him off." All the guests made the same bray.

There is a love tree in the sky

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

First-class physiognomist

Huannan County loves hunting, and every time they go hunting, there are many chariots and cavalry. For an area of ​​fifty or sixty miles, flags and banners covered the marshes. The good horse gallops like flying, and it does not avoid hills and valleys wherever the double Zhen points. Sometimes the array was not in order, (the deer above and the lord below) the rabbits escaped, and all the officers and soldiers were tied up. Huan Daogong was a relative of Xuan. At that time, he was a military officer of the bandit Cao and was quite outspoken. He often carried a red cotton rope around his waist. Xuan asked, "What is this for?" He replied, "I like to tie up people when I go hunting. But when I am tied up, my hands cannot bear the thorns." Xuan became more relaxed from then on.

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