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Love on the left hand, hate on the right hand

The Princess: Please register for marriage proposal

When Sun Zijing was young, he wanted to retire, and told Wang Wuzi, "I should use the stone as my pillow and rinse my mouth with stream", but he mistakenly said "rinse my mouth with the stone and use my pillow with stream". The king asked, "Can I use the stream as a pillow, or the stone as a rinse?" Sun replied, "I use the stream as a pillow to wash my ears, and I use the stone as a rinse to sharpen my teeth."

A Handbook for Identifying Whores and Abusing Trash

A senior official starts to work at the age of seventy. If he is not thanked, he must be given a stick and forced to do the work with women. Go to all directions, riding in a safe carriage. If one calls himself "old man", he will use his name when he is in his own country; if one is asked about something in another country, he will be sure to tell them the customs.

The Arrogant Prince's Paper Plane

Childhood name, crown name, fifty years old, posthumous name, Zhou Dao. The 绖 is real. Dig a stream in the middle to bathe, destroy the stove to tie the feet; when buried, destroy the clan and walk out of the gate - Yin Dao. Scholars do it.

Building the future together

Gongsun Du looked at Bing Yuan: The so-called white crane in the clouds cannot be caught by a net for swallows and sparrows.

Women's clothing is impossible

Wang Shuang was drinking with Sima Taifu. The Grand Tutor was drunk and called the king "boy." The king said, "My late grandfather, the Chief Secretary, was a friend of Emperor Jianwen. My late aunt and sister were married and had two concubines. How can they be called boys?"