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The Drunk Time

Liu Ling was drunk and very thirsty, so he asked his wife for wine. The woman threw away the wine and destroyed the utensils, and wept and advised, "You drink too much. It is not the way to keep healthy. You must stop drinking!" The actor said, "Very good. I cannot control myself. I can only pray to the gods and ghosts and swear to stop. Now you can prepare the wine and meat." The woman said, "I respectfully obey your command." She offered wine and meat to the gods and asked the actor to swear. Ling knelt down and made a wish, "Liu Ling was born with wine as his name. I can drink one hu of wine at a time, and five dou of wine will sober me up. Don't listen to women's words." He then served wine and meat, and he was already drunk.

Marry a noble wife

In the way of learning, it is difficult to have a strict teacher. Only when the teacher is strict can the way be respected, and only when the way is respected can the people know to respect learning. Therefore, there are two things that the ruler should not be a servant to his ministers: when they are corpses, they should not be a servant, and when they are teachers, they should not be a servant. The etiquette of the university, even if it is issued to the emperor, does not face north; this is to respect the teacher.

What's your last name, husband?

Fan Qi and Yan wrote a guest letter: "Zi Jing raises his body without any mercy, and his skin has no residual moisture." Yan replied: "There is no residual moisture in lifting the body, how can the body be not real?"

Morning and kiss, waking up with you

Order of Late Spring

Gan Bao recounted his "Soushen Ji" to Liu Zhen at length, and Liu said, "You can be called the Dong Hu of ghosts."

Sweet and pampered wife: mysterious husband, playing with heartbeat

Li Pingyang, a son of Qinzhou, was a famous scholar in China. At that time, he was compared to Wang Yifu. Sun Xiuchu wanted to establish his authority, but Xian said, "Le Ling is popular among the people and should not be killed. Those who reduce Li Zhong do not deserve to be killed either." So he forced Zhong to commit suicide. At first, Chong was at home, and someone walked in through the door and took out a piece of paper from his bun to show Chong. He was aroused when he saw her again, so he went inside to show her to his daughter, who exclaimed "wonderful". When you understand his intention, you can commit suicide when you leave. This woman is very wise, and I always consult her.