中国黄色录像

No GJ, is it funny?

Huan Wen passed by Wang Dun's tomb and said, "A lovely child! A lovely child!"

Part-time detective

When Emperor Wu of Jin first ascended the throne, he explored the strategy and got the number "Yi". The number of kings in the world depends on this. Since the emperor was not pleased, all the ministers were dismayed and no one could say anything. Shizhong Pei Kai came forward and said, "I have heard that when the sky is united, it is clear, the earth is peaceful, and when the princes are united, the world is steadfast." The emperor was pleased and all the ministers were impressed.

Follow the county magistrate to farm

The Book of Songs says: "When wearing brocade, one should still wear a plain cloth." This is because it is disliked that the pattern is conspicuous. Therefore, the way of a gentleman is to be obscure but brighter day by day; the way of a villain is to be clear but disappear day by day. The way of a gentleman is to be indifferent but not disgusting, to be simple but elegant, to be warm but reasonable, to know the nearness of the far, to know the direction of the wind, to know the obviousness of the subtle, and to be able to enter virtue. The Book of Songs says: "Although he is hidden, he is also as bright as Confucius!" Therefore, a gentleman is not guilty when he examines himself, and has no evil in his ambition. What a gentleman cannot reach is what people cannot see! The Book of Songs says: "Even if the prime minister is in your room, he is not ashamed of the leaking roof." Therefore, a gentleman is respectful without moving, and trustworthy without speaking. The Book of Songs says: "When he reports a favor, he does not speak, and there is no dispute at the time." Therefore, a gentleman does not reward, but the people are encouraged, and does not get angry, but the people are as powerful as a sword. The Book of Songs says: "Don't show your virtue! The hundred officials will punish you." Therefore, a gentleman is sincere and respectful, and the world is peaceful. The Book of Songs says: "I have a clear mind, and I do not make loud noises or use color." Confucius said: "Sounds and colors are the least important in transforming the people." The Book of Songs says: "Virtue is like a hair." Even a hair has its own rules. The heaven's carriage is soundless and odorless, it is the ultimate!

The little policeman who became a fairy beast master

When Duke Huan was about to attack Shu, all the wise men present at the event believed that Li had been in Shu for a long time, had inherited the power of the dynasties, and was in a strategic position upstream, so it would be difficult to conquer the Three Gorges. Only Liu Yin said: "He will certainly be able to conquer Shu. Looking at his Pu Bo, if he doesn't have to win, then don't do it."

Feng Ni Jiu Tian: The Supreme Sickly Lover

Transform into a magic rabbit

Ji Kang was seven feet and eight inches tall, with a very handsome appearance. Someone who saw it exclaimed, "It was solemn and clear, refreshing and clear." Someone else said, "It was solemn and clear, like the wind under a pine tree, high and slow." Shan Gong said, "Ji Shuye was a man who was as independent as a solitary pine tree; when he was drunk, he was like a jade mountain about to collapse."