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Virtual Reincarnation in Another World

Pan Yue has a handsome appearance and a good expression. Soon he went out on the roads of Luoyang with a slingshot. All the women he met joined hands with him and surrounded him. Zuo Taichong was extremely ugly, and he also imitated Yue in traveling. So the old women spat at him together, and he returned exhausted.

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If the autumn order is carried out in the last month of winter, the white dew will fall early, the shelled insects will become monsters, and the four borders will come to seek refuge. If the spring order is carried out, there will be many miscarriages and many chronic diseases in the country, which is called rebellion. If the summer order is carried out, floods will ruin the country, snow will not fall, and ice will melt.

My lovely wife, where can Mr. Si escape?

From Hengshan to Nanhe, it is close for a thousand li; from Nanhe to Jiang, it is close for a thousand li. From Jiang to Hengshan, it is a thousand li away; from Donghe to Donghai, it is a thousand li away. From Donghe to Xihe, it is close for a thousand li; from Xihe to Liusha, it is a thousand li away. The west is not full of the Quicksand, the south is not full of the Hengshan Mountains, the east is not close to the East Sea, and the north is not full of the Hengshan Mountains. Within the four seas, the long and short are supplemented, and the square of 3,000 li is 80 trillion and 1 trillion mu of land. The square of 100 li is 9 billion mu of land: mountains, forests, rivers, canals, cities, palaces, roads and lanes, one third minus one, the remaining 6 billion mu.

The sun shining in the mountain village

Bo Gao died in Wei and went to Confucius. Confucius said: "Why should I cry? For my brothers, I cry in the temple; for my father's friends, I cry outside the temple gate; for my teacher, I cry in the bedroom; for my friends, I cry outside the bedroom door; for my acquaintances, I cry in the wild. In the wild, it is already distant; in the bedroom, it is already important. Since You Ci came to see me, I cried to Ci's family." Then he ordered Zigong to be the host and said: "If you come to cry for you, bow to him; if you know that Bo Gao came, don't bow."

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Three Talents

This month is the beginning of summer. Three days before the beginning of summer, the historian visits the emperor and says: On a certain day, summer begins, and the great virtue is in fire. The emperor then gathers. On the day of the beginning of summer, the emperor personally leads the three dukes, nine ministers, and officials to welcome summer in the southern suburbs. When he returns, he rewards and enfeoffs the princes. The celebration and reward are carried out, and everyone is happy. Then he orders the musicians to practice the harmony of rituals and music. The emperor orders the Grand Commandant to praise the wise and talented, promote the virtuous and the grown-up, and to grant titles and salaries to those who are in their proper positions.