大胆人体私处艺术

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Wang Ziyou served as a military officer under Huan's chariot and cavalry. Huan said to the king, "You have been in the government for a long time. You should take care of things for me." He did not answer at first, but looked up, supported his cheek with his hand and said, "The west mountain has a refreshing breeze this morning."

The general's daughter has no trouble finding a husband

When Liu Zhenchang first met Prime Minister Wang, it was a hot summer month. The Prime Minister used his belly to massage the chessboard and asked, "Why are you so tired?" After Liu left, someone asked, "What did you do when you met Lord Wang?" Liu said, "I didn't see anything unusual. I only heard him speak Wu dialect!"

Gouri

The Master said: "The people take the king as their heart, and the king takes the people as their body; the heart is solemn, the body is relaxed, and the heart is solemn, the appearance is respectful. If the heart is good, the body will be at ease; if the king is good, the people will want it. The heart is complete with the body, but it is also hurt by the body; the king survives with the people, but it also perishes with the people. "The Book of Songs" says: "In the past, I had an ancestor who was upright, his words were clear and clear, the country was peaceful, the capital was built, and the people lived; who can lead the country to success, not being upright himself, and finally tiring the people. "Jun Ya" says: "In summer, the hot rain, the common people only complain; in winter, the common people also complain. '"

No way to survive

When Wang Changshi was seriously ill, he lay under the stirrup, turned the whisk to look at him, and sighed, "A man like him will never live to be forty!" When he died, Liu Yin came to the funeral and stuck the whisk with a rhinoceros horn handle into the coffin, and was heartbroken.

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Female Mr.

When Wang Dun first married the princess, he went to the toilet and saw a lacquer box filled with dried dates. He originally wanted to use them to plug his nose, but the princess thought that there were also fruits on the toilet, so he ate all of them. After returning, the maid held up a golden bath tray filled with water and a glass bowl filled with bath beans. She then poured chopsticks into the water and drank from it, calling it dry rice. All the maids covered their mouths and laughed.