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I have been invincible for a billion years

When Cai Situ crossed the river and saw Peng Xie, he was overjoyed and said, "Crabs have eight legs and two claws." He ordered them to be cooked. After eating, I vomited and felt exhausted, then I realized it was not crab. Later, he told Xie Renzu about this, and Xie said, "You are not familiar with Erya, and you almost died because of my persuasion to study."

The wonderful life of the idiots who travel through time

After Ren Kai lost his power, he no longer disciplined himself. Someone asked He Qiao, "Why did you sit by and watch Yuan Pei fail without helping?" He said, "Yuan Pei is like Beixia Gate, which is about to fall apart. It cannot be supported by a single piece of wood."

Brothers are like brothers

Xie Gong said: "I saw Mr. Lin's eyes, which were dark and bright." Sun Xing Gong saw Mr. Lin: "The sharp edges revealed his brightness."

Queen Huang Ao, transforming into a perfect god

Emperor Ming asked Marquis Zhou, "Some people compare you to Xi Jian. What do you think?" Zhou said, "Your Majesty, there is no need to compare you to Xi Jian."

Name to match

Wang Changshi said to Lord Lin: "You are really rich in wealth." Lord Lin said: "With a rich wealth, why would you choose me?" Wang said: "I am not choosing me, I just don't have much to say."