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When the emperor mourns for the princes, he wears a crown, a sash, and a black robe; some say: let the officials mourn for him, and do not use music or food. When the emperor mourns, the coffin is covered with a dragon carriage, and an axe is added to the coffin, and the house is covered with paint. This is the emperor's etiquette.

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The Master said, “If there is a car, you must see its rails; if there is a garment, you must see its wear; if someone talks about it, you must hear its sound; if someone walks about it, you must see its completion. The Ge Tan says, ‘If you wear it, you must shoot it.’” The Master said, “If you follow what you say, then your words cannot be embellished; if you follow what you say, then your actions cannot be embellished. Therefore, a gentleman speaks little, but walks to establish his credibility, so that the people cannot exaggerate his virtues and minimize his faults. The Book of Songs says, ‘The stain on the jade tablet can still be polished; the stain on this speech cannot be made.’ The Xiaoya says, ‘The gentleman is sincere, and the development is great.’ The Jun Shi says, ‘In the past, when the God of Heaven was in power, Zhou Tian observed the virtue of King Wen, and he gathered the great destiny in his body.’” The Master said, “The southerners have a saying, ‘If a man is not constant, he cannot be used for divination.’ Is this the saying left by the ancients? Even the tortoise shells cannot tell, let alone people? The Book of Songs says: ‘My tortoise is tired, but I still don’t tell it.’ The Book of Changes says: ‘The title is not equal to the bad virtue. The people stand up and do the right things. They are pure and offer sacrifices. This is disrespectful; things are complicated and chaotic, and serving the gods is difficult.’ The Book of Changes says: ‘If you don’t keep your virtue, you may suffer shame. If you keep your virtue, it will be auspicious for women and bad for men.’”

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When Wang Dun first married the princess, he went to the toilet and saw a lacquer box filled with dried dates. He originally wanted to use them to plug his nose, but the princess thought that there were also fruits on the toilet, so he ate all of them. After returning, the maid held up a golden bath tray filled with water and a glass bowl filled with bath beans. She then poured chopsticks into the water and drank from it, calling it dry rice. All the maids covered their mouths and laughed.

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The central army of Yin was headed by Yu Gong's chief secretary, who went to the capital and assembled with Prime Minister Wang. Duke Huan, Chief Secretary Wang, Wang Lantian and Xie Zhenxi were also present. The prime minister stood up, took off his tent and tied his fur coat, and said to Yin, "Today I will discuss the principles with you." They talked until three o'clock in the morning. The prime minister and Yin were on the same side, but the rest of the wise men had nothing to do with it. After the discussion, the Prime Minister sighed and said, "I have never known the source of the words I have said before, and the words and phrases are not wrong. The voice of Zhengshi is just right for you!" The next morning, Huan Xuanwu said to others, "I heard Yin and Wang Qing's words last night, which were very good. Injo was not lonely. I was also distracted from time to time. When I looked at the two Wang officials, I felt as happy as a newborn dog."

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In his later years, General Xi loved to talk. Although the topics were elegant and beyond his experience, he was very proud of them. Later, when he went to the court, he thought that Prime Minister Wang was very hateful in his later years, so every time he saw him, he would want to give him a stern warning. The princes knew his meaning and often quoted it as another saying. Before returning to the town, he ordered his carriage to meet the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister raised his beard and looked stern. As soon as he sat down, he said, "We are about to part ways, and I must tell you what I see." His words were full of seriousness and his manner was unsound. Wang Gongshe was the next one and said, "We don't know what will happen next, and I also want to express my feelings. I hope you won't talk about it anymore." Xi then became very angry, and left with a cold collar, without saying a word.