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Wang Lantian is impatient. Once when he was eating an egg, he tried to poke it with chopsticks, but failed. He became very angry and threw the egg to the ground. The egg was still spinning on the ground, so he went down to the ground and tried to step on it with the teeth of his clogs, but still couldn't catch it. He became very angry, so he took it from the ground and put it in his mouth, bit it into pieces, and then spat it out. Wang Youjun heard this and laughed loudly, saying: "Even if Anqi had such a character, there would still be no one to criticize him, let alone Lantian?"
The husband of the mother and the wife of the uncle, the two wives mourn for each other, but the gentleman did not mention it. Some say that they cook together.
The Taoist man wanted to cross the river, and he was a couple with the Taoist man.
Liver and radish: Take a dog liver, wrap it, and roast it with radish. When it is burnt, the radish will not stick to it. Take rice and simmer it with porridge. Cut the wolf fat into small pieces and mix it with the rice to make wine.
Xi Jiabin admired the Buddhist and Taoist An Dewen, and gave him a thousand hu of rice and wrote him letters with piles of paper, expressing his sincere intentions. Daoan answered directly: "It will waste rice." He felt even more annoyed by having to wait for it.
Yu Fa started out competing for fame with Zhi Gong, but later his spirit gradually returned to Zhi Gong, which made Yu Fa very angry, so he fled to Yanxia. He sent his disciples out of the capital to send envoys to Kuaiji. Yu Shizhi impartially lectured on skits. The disciple who was given the precepts said: "Daolin said that when you arrived, it should be in a certain volume." He then pointed out the problems dozens of times and said: "The old passage is no longer accessible." The disciple did as he was told and went to Master Zhi. I am currently giving a lecture, so I would like to express my thoughts. After going back and forth for a long time, Lord Lin finally surrendered. He said sternly: "How can you be trusted with a ride again?"
When Emperor Ming of Jin was a few years old, he sat on Emperor Yuan's lap. Someone came from Chang'an, and Emperor Yuan asked about the news from Luoxia, and burst into tears. Emperor Ming asked why he was crying. I told him my intention to cross the river to the east. He then asked Emperor Ming, "How far do you think Chang'an is compared to the sun?" He replied, "The sun is far away. Haven't you heard that people come from the side of the sun? How can you know it?" Emperor Yuan was surprised. Tomorrow I will gather all the ministers for a banquet, inform them of this intention, and ask them again. He replied, "The sun is near." The Yuan Emperor was dismayed and asked, "Why do you say something different from what you said yesterday?" He replied, "I can see the sun but not Chang'an."
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