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Don't touch my girlfriend

Duke Huan was sitting on a military officer's chair, which was filled with scallions, and the chair was not put down from time to time. The people eating with him did not help, but the chair was still held there, and everyone present laughed. Duke Huan said, "We don't even help each other when we are in the same boat, let alone when we are in danger?" He ordered him to be dismissed from office.

The cruel president's newlywed wife

　　When Fan Xuan was eight years old, he was picking vegetables in the back garden and accidentally injured his finger and started crying loudly. Someone asked, "Are you in pain?" He replied, "It's not pain, I just dare not damage my body or hair, that's why I'm crying!" Xuan Jie was a frugal person, so when Han Yuzhang gave him a hundred pieces of silk, he refused to accept them. He reduced the amount by fifty pieces, but still refused to accept it. In this way, he reduced it by half, until it reached one horse, but he never accepted it again. The Queen of Han was riding in the same carriage with Fan. The Queen cut two feet of flesh in the carriage and gave it to Fan, saying, "Would anyone rather let his wife be without a scarf?" Fan laughed and accepted it.

First Love: Tianyu Returns

In this month, trees are in full bloom, so he orders the hunters to go into the mountains and cut trees, but not to cut them down. Do not start earthworks, do not unite the princes, do not mobilize the people, do not do big things, so as to shake the nourishing energy. Do not issue orders and wait, so as to hinder the work of Shennong. Floods are rampant, Shennong will hold back his work, and if you do big things, there will be natural disasters. In this month, the soil is moist and hot, and heavy rains occur from time to time. Burning and cutting water will help kill weeds, just like using hot soup. It can fertilize the fields and make the soil strong.

Happy

My girlfriend is a zombie

Wang Zhonglang ordered Fu Xuandu and Xi Zaochi to discuss the characters of Qing and Chu. When it was completed, he showed it to Han Kangbo. Kang Bodu was speechless. The king asked, "Why don't you say anything?" Han said, "It's all right."

The beautiful concubine, the troublemaker prince has arrived

The court talks about dogs and horses. If you stop the court and look back, there will be no unusual events, but there will be unusual concerns. Therefore, if you stop the court and look back, the gentleman calls it firm.