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How the End of the World Was Made

Huan Xuan initially annexed Western Xia and took control of two states, Jing and Jiang, which were two prefectures and one country. It started to snow at that time, and all five places congratulated, and the five editions were merged. Xuan was in the hearing room and answered as soon as the board arrived. After printing, all the chapters are clear and not mixed.

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Liver and radish: Take a dog liver, wrap it, and roast it with radish. When it is burnt, the radish will not stick to it. Take rice and simmer it with porridge. Cut the wolf fat into small pieces and mix it with the rice to make wine.

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The Queen Mother from Ancient Times to the Present

Huannan County. After defeating Yin in Jingzhou, he captured about ten Yin generals and subordinates, including advisor Luo Qisheng. Huan had always treated Qisheng well, and when he was about to kill him, he sent someone to tell him, "If you thank me, I will pardon your crime." Qisheng replied, "I was an official in Jingzhou of the Yin Dynasty. Now Jingzhou people are in exile, and their life or death is uncertain. How can I thank Duke Huan?" After Qisheng left the market, Huan sent someone to ask him what he wanted to say. He replied, "In the past, King Wen of Jin killed Ji Kang, and Ji Shao was a loyal minister of Jin. I beg you to give me one of your brothers to support my elderly mother." Huan also pardoned him as he was told. Huan Xian once gave a lamb fur coat to Qi Sheng's mother, Hu. Hu was in Yuzhang at the time. When Qi Sheng came to ask about it, Huan Xian burned the fur coat that day.

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The king sends a scholar to welcome the guests at the end of the night, and the ministers go to the temple for labor. The king personally greets them at the gate and receives them in the temple, facing north to bow and give gifts, and bow to the humiliation of the king's order, so as to show respect. Respect and humility are the way gentlemen meet each other. Therefore, the princes meet each other with respect and humility, so they will not invade and bully each other.

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When Emperor Ming of Jin was a few years old, he sat on Emperor Yuan's lap. Someone came from Chang'an, and Emperor Yuan asked about the news from Luoxia, and burst into tears. Emperor Ming asked why he was crying. I told him my intention to cross the river to the east. He then asked Emperor Ming, "How far do you think Chang'an is compared to the sun?" He replied, "The sun is far away. Haven't you heard that people come from the side of the sun? How can you know it?" Emperor Yuan was surprised. Tomorrow I will gather all the ministers for a banquet, inform them of this intention, and ask them again. He replied, "The sun is near." The Yuan Emperor was dismayed and asked, "Why do you say something different from what you said yesterday?" He replied, "I can see the sun but not Chang'an."