虐奶圖

Mind Reader in the City

Zhong Sui died in Chui; Renwu was still buried, and Wanru went to the yue. Zhongni said, "It is not proper, you will not be buried." When Ji Kangzi's mother died, Gong Shuruo was still young, and the coffin was buried. Pan asked to seal it with a machine and follow it. The Duke shouldered the burden and said,

Aoba School

When Cai Situ crossed the river and saw Peng Xie, he was overjoyed and said, "Crabs have eight legs and two claws." He ordered them to be cooked. After eating, I vomited and felt exhausted, then I realized it was not crab. Later, he told Xie Renzu about this, and Xie said, "You are not familiar with Erya, and you almost died because of my persuasion to study."

The lights are on and the music starts

The God-killing Records

In a three-year mourning period, one should bow for mourning; if it is not a three-year mourning period, one should bow for auspicious reasons. In a three-year mourning period, if someone gives wine and meat, one must refuse three times. The host accepts it in mourning clothes. If it is ordered by the king, one dare not refuse, but accept and offer it. The mourner does not give away gifts to others, but if someone gives away gifts, even if it is wine and meat, one should accept it. After the death of the father and younger brothers, it is okay to give gifts to others. The county master said: "In a three-year mourning period, it is like beheading. In a period of mourning period, it is like beheading. "In the three-year mourning period, even if the merits are declining, no condolences are offered, from the princes to the scholars. If there is mourning and you are going to go and cry, you should wear your mourning clothes and go. In the mourning period, the eleventh month is for the mourning, the thirteenth month is for the auspiciousness, and the fifteenth month is for the mourning. The mourning period is for the condolences. After the burial, the great merit condolences, cry and leave, do not listen to the affairs. In the mourning period, before the funeral, condolences are offered to the villagers. Cry and leave, do not listen to the affairs. When the merits are declining, mourning, wait for the affairs but do not attend to the affairs. When the minor merits are worn, attend the affairs but do not follow the etiquette. When they approach each other, they leave the palace and leave. When they bow to each other, they mourn and leave. When they ask each other questions, they leave after the enthronement. When they meet, they cry and leave. Friends, Yu Fu and leave. Condolences, not from the host. Forty people hold the sash: Villagers fifty Those who are 40 years old will cry again, and those who are 40 years old will wait for the filling of the pit.

His little ancestor is so sweet

Luo You from Xiangyang had great poetic talent, and was often called a fool when he was young. Once I visited someone's temple and wanted to beg for food, but I went too early and the door was not open. The host went out to welcome the god and asked why he was here at such a bad time. He replied, "I heard about your temple and wanted to beg for a meal." Then he hid beside the door. At dawn, he had his food and left without any shame on his face. He was a man who recorded his merits. He followed Huan Xuanwu in pacifying Shu. He visited the city walls, palaces, and buildings of Shu, as well as the width and narrowness of the roads inside and outside, and the number of fruit trees and bamboos planted. He memorized them all. Later, Xuanwu Piaozhou and Jianwen Collection were collected, and friends also participated. We talked about things in Shu together, and there were some things we had forgotten. All the friends were listed without any mistakes or omissions. Xuanwu checked the records of the city walls and palaces of Shu and found that they were all as he said. Those sitting there were amazed. Xie Gong said: "How can Luo You be inferior to Wei Yangyuan!" Later he became the governor of Guangzhou. When he was in charge of the garrison, the governor Huan Huo told his order not to stay overnight. He replied, "The people have already done this in advance. The host is poor, and may have money for food and wine. We have a long history, so please accept your orders on another day." Zheng Xi secretly sent people to investigate. On that day, he went to the home of his assistant in Jingzhou, where he felt very comfortable and at ease, just like a successful person. In Yizhou, Yuer said, "I have food utensils for five hundred people." Everyone in his family was shocked. Its origin is clear, but the sudden appearance of this thing must be the 250 stacks of black bamboo.

You are my untouchable wound

The Wei Dynasty appointed King Wen of Jin as Duke and prepared nine gifts, but King Wen refused to accept them. The ministers, generals and officers should go to the government office to give instructions. Sikong Zheng Chongchi sent a letter to Ruan Ji asking for literature. At that time, Ji was at Yuan Xiaoni's house. He was helped up from a drunken stupor and wrote a letter, but without any final word, he just wrote it and gave it to the messenger. People at that time thought it was a magic pen.