高跟舔铐丝袜

The little cookie who dressed up as a sick boss

Hu: The emperor is red, the officials are white, and the scholars are white. The hu is round and straight. The emperor is straight, the dukes are square in front and back, the officials are square in front and back, and the scholars are straight in front and back. The hu is two feet wide at the bottom and one foot wide at the top. It is three feet long, with a five-inch neck and a two-inch width of the shoulder leather belt. The first order is a hu hu wei wei, the second order is a hu wei wei, and the third order is a hu wei ci heng. The emperor's white belt has a red lining at the end, and the white belt is open at the end. The officials' white belt is open, the scholars' linen belt is open at the bottom, the laymen's brocade belt, and the disciples' white belt. The New York is made of a group of three inches, and the length is the same as the belt. The length is longer for the gentleman, three feet for the scholar, and two feet and five inches for the official. Ziyou said: "The belt is divided into three parts, the gentleman is in the second part, and the gentleman's belt is tied three times." The big belt of the official is four inches. The miscellaneous belt is red and green for the king; black and white for the official, and black and white for the scholar, two inches, and two four inches. For all belts, there are rates without merit, and those who are free to tie and belt diligently should collect them when they have something to do, and hold them when they run. The queen wears a 袆衣, and the lady wears a 揆迪; the king orders a 梆衣, a 襢衣, and a scholar's 褖衣. Only the women of the family order the 甸蛱, and the others follow the men.

Ghost Catching Farmer

Super door-to-door husband

When Zhuge Jin was the governor of Yuzhou, he sent his personal driver to the platform and said, "The child is good at talking. You can talk to him." He went to see Ke, but Ke refused to meet him. Later, they met in Zhang Fu's and Wu's seat. The deputy driver called Ke: "You are so loud, young man." Ke mocked him and said: "Yuzhou is in chaos, why are you so loud?" He replied: "When the king is wise and the ministers are virtuous, I have never heard of chaos." Ke said: "In the past, Tang Yao was in the upper position, and the four villains were below." He replied: "Not only the four villains, there was also Danzhu." Then everyone in the room laughed.

No pet, no joy

We just don't love enough

Chu Taifu went south, Sun Changle saw it in the ship, and Liu Zhen long died, Sun slugged, because of sarcasm said: "People's clouds perish, the country is exhausted."

Stay in your pocket

Guo Jingchun's poem says: "There are no still trees in the forest, and no still water in the river." Ruan Fu said: "The vastness and desolation are beyond words. Every time I read this, I feel that my spirit transcends my body."