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The eldest lady's peerless cooking god

Wang Ziyou lived in Shanyin. It snowed heavily at night. He woke up, opened the room, and ordered wine to be poured. The sky was bright all around, so I stood up and imitated the poet, reciting Zuo Si's poem to invite hermits. Suddenly I remembered Dai Andao, who was in Shan at that time, so I took a small boat to visit him at night. After walking a night, he finally arrived, but he opened the door without going forward and turned back. When asked why, the king said, "I went out for fun and returned when the fun wore off. Why should I see Dai?"

Qianzehua

Someone asked Gu Changkang, "Why don't you compose the poem of Lo Sheng?" He replied, "Why don't you do the voice of an old maid?"

Rebirth: I am the class teacher

Huan Xuanwu's memorial said: "Xie Shang was wise and upright, and won the people's praise at a young age."

This fairy grass is really hard to tease

Senior, how are you?

The king does not take away the jade without a reason; the ministers do not hang the zither without a reason, and the scholars do not play the zither without a reason. If the scholars have made offerings to the king, the king will ask him the next day, "Where did you take it?" He will bow twice and then answer.

Don't touch my girlfriend

Wang Xiaobo said: "A famous scholar does not have to be a genius. As long as he has nothing to do, drinks a lot, and reads Li Sao well, he can be called a famous scholar."