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The prime minister once went to Shitou in the summer to visit Yu Gong. When Yu Gong was making his prediction, the Prime Minister said, "It is better to simplify it in summer." Yu Gong said, "The world does not agree with your prediction."

Oh my god! I turned into a fish

When Wang Yi Shao was in Kuaiji, when he first arrived, Zhi Daoling was there. Sun Xinggong said to Wang, "Zhi Daolin is an innovative and unique person with a broad mind. Do you want to meet him?" Wang had his own unique spirit and looked down on Zhi Daolin. Later, Sun and Zhi were carried together to Wang Xu, the king's capital, and they did not interact with each other. After a moment they retreated, and just as the king was about to set out, his carriage was already at the door. Zhi said to the king, "You can't leave yet. I want to talk to you a little." Then he talked about Zhuangzi's "Xiaoyaoyou". Zhi wrote thousands of words, with novel talent and brilliant words. The king then opened his collar and undressed, unable to stop lingering.

Uber Driver

Xie Youyu said to Zhou Hou: "You are like a tree of the altar. From a distance, you can see it is majestic and touching the blue sky. But when you look at it closely, you can see that its roots are supported by foxes, and there is nothing but chaos below!" He replied: "The branches are touching the blue sky, but that does not make you feel high; the foxes are making a mess below, but that does not make you feel dirty. You are protecting the chaos, so how can you boast of yourself?"

Spoil me

The king of the world divides the land and establishes a country, sets up a capital and a city, and sets up temples, altars, and graves to offer sacrifices to them, according to the number of relatives and differences. Therefore, the king establishes seven temples, one altar and one grave, called the temple of the ancestors, the temple of the king's ancestors, the temple of the emperor's ancestors, the temple of the illustrious ancestors, and the temple of the ancestors; all of them are offered sacrifices every month. The temple far away is called the grave, and there are two graves, and the sacrifices stop when the sacrifices are tasted. The altar is called the altar, and the altar is called the grave. The altar and grave are offered sacrifices with prayers, and the sacrifices stop when there are no prayers. The grave is called ghost. The princes establish five temples, one altar and one grave. The temples of the ancestors are called the temples of the fathers, the temples of the kings, and the temples of the emperors. They are all offered sacrifices every month. The temples of the distinguished fathers and the temples of the ancestors are offered sacrifices only after tasting the sacrifices. The altar is left behind, and the altar is left behind. The altar and the altar are offered sacrifices with prayers, and the sacrifices are stopped without prayers. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The officials set up three temples and two altars, called the temples of the fathers, the temples of the kings, and the temples of the emperors. The offerings are stopped after tasting the sacrifices. The distinguished fathers and ancestors have no temples, but prayers are offered with altars. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The scholars have two temples and one altar, called the temples of the fathers, and the temples of the kings. The offerings are stopped after tasting the sacrifices. The emperors have no temples, but prayers are offered with altars. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The officials and teachers have one temple, called the temples of the fathers. The kings have no temples, but the kings are offered sacrifices, and the kings are called ghosts when they are gone. The common people have no temples, and when they die, they are called ghosts.

I became the manager of the Jade Emperor fan group

To think about the constitution and seek the good is enough to be famous, but not enough to move the masses; to follow the virtuous and understand the distant is enough to move the masses, but not enough to transform the people. If a gentleman wants to transform the people and establish customs, he must learn!

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