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The Son-in-Law of the Invincible God

Xun Zhonglang was in Jingkou. He climbed Beigu and looked at the sea. He said: "Although I haven't seen the three mountains, I feel like soaring to the sky. If I were the emperor of Qin or Han, I would lift my clothes and wet my feet."

Be your favorite, sweet and well-behaved

Short should not show skin, long should not cover dirt. Continue the lapel, hook the edge. The seam should be halfway down; the height of the skirt should be enough to move the elbow; the length of the sleeve should be bent back to the elbow. The belt should not be too long below the thigh, and should not be too long above the ribs, and there should be no bones. Regulations: Twelve pieces should correspond to twelve months.

The host is really casual.

I live downstairs from your house

When Xie Ziwei saw Xu Zijiang and his brothers, he said, "There are two dragons in the Pingyu Abyss." When he saw Xu Zizheng in his early twenties, he sighed and said, "A man like Xu Zizheng has the ability to make contributions to the country. He is upright and loyal, like Chen Zhongju; he is good at fighting evil and dismissing unworthy people, like Fan Mengbo."

The Lazhi Army came to steal my wife

Zhong Yu was a Huangmen Lang. He was alert and was at the banquet with King Jing. At that time, Xuanbo, the son of Chen Qun, and Yuanxia, ​​the son of Wu Zhou, were sitting together and they laughed at Yu. King Jing asked, "What kind of person is Gao Yao?" He replied, "He is a virtuous man in ancient times." Turning back to Xuanbo and Yuanxia, ​​he said, "A gentleman is inclusive but not partial, and he is a group but not a party."

Climb up to the beautiful female dean

When Shi Chong went to his toilet, there were always more than ten maids serving him, all of them dressed in beautiful clothes. There is everything available, including Jiajian powder, agarwood juice, etc. He also gave the guests new clothes and chopsticks and asked them to go out, and many of the guests were so embarrassed that they could not even go to the toilet. General Wang went there, took off his old clothes, put on new ones, and looked proud. The maids said to each other, "This guest will surely become a thief."