笑话大全及答案

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A gentleman is one who is well-informed, strong in knowledge, and humble, and who is kind and not lazy. A gentleman does not exhaust people's favors or exhaust people's loyalty, but maintains friendship.

The east wind thaws the frost, the hibernating insects begin to wake up, the fish come out of the ice, the otter offers fish, and the wild geese come. The emperor lives in the left side of Qingyang. He rides on the Luan Road, drives the Canglong, carries the green flag, wears green clothes, wears Cangyu, eats wheat and sheep, and his utensils are sparse and clear.

All women should follow the rank of their husbands. They should bow in small, large, and open positions. They should cry in the morning and evening without curtains. If there is no coffin, they should not use curtains. If the king carries the coffin before mourning, the host should bow facing east, and dance facing north to the right of the door. After leaving, he should wait, then turn around and offer sacrifices. The clothes of Zigao: cocoon clothes and tax clothes, purple robes, one white skirt, one leather hat, one rank hat, and one black crown. Zengzi said: "Don't wear women's clothes. "If a person dies as an envoy of the king, he can be restored in the palace of the king; but he cannot be restored in the private palace. The palace is the palace of the king and the king. The private palace is the home of the ministers and below. The king dances seven times, the minister dances five times, and the women dance in between. The scholar dances three times, and the women dance in between. The king's attire: one roll, one black, one court dress, one white, one purple skirt, two juebian, one black crown, and one praising clothes. The red and green belt, Shen adds a big belt on top. The small burial ring and sash, one for the king, the minister and the scholar. The king looks at the big burial, the king rises, and the prayer spreads the mat, and then the burial is done. The Lu people's gift: three black and two purple, one foot wide and the length is the width.

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