春暖花开自拍投排

Beauty ginger

Mr. Xie was playing go with someone when a letter from Xie Xuanhuai arrived. After reading the book, he remained silent and looked towards the bureau. The guest asked about the benefits and disadvantages of Huai River? He replied, "We, the kids, defeated the thieves." His expression and behavior were normal.

The Evil Spirit

Gu Changkang is good at drawing human figures. He wanted to capture Yin Jingzhou, but Yin said, "I am ugly, so don't bother me." Gu said, "You are the eyes of the wise magistrate. Just point out the boy and use flying white brush to make it look like a light cloud covering the sun."

Princess, please be at ease

Just one second longer than the time

Pao: take a pig, cut it up, fill it with dates, weave it with weeds, apply it with careful coating, fry it, and dry the coating, split it, wash your hands and rub it, remove the wrinkles, make rice flour and urine to make wine, add it to the pig to fry the fat, and the fat must be burned. Boil it in a large pot and put dried tangerines in a small pot. Make sure the pot does not burn. Do not turn off the fire for three days and three nights, and then season it with acid and meat.

Star Wars

Someone asked the prime minister, "How does Zhou Hou compare to He Qiao?" He replied, "A long carriage with rugged branches."

Professor, do you need a booster?

System: farmland is one hundred mu. One hundred mu is divided into: the best farmer feeds nine people, the next best farmer feeds eight people, the next best farmer feeds seven people, the next best farmer feeds six people; the lowest farmer feeds five people. The salaries of the common people in office are different from this.