人体性爱艺术

General's order: Madam, please be reserved

Hu: The emperor is red, the officials are white, and the scholars are white. The hu is round and straight. The emperor is straight, the dukes are square in front and back, the officials are square in front and back, and the scholars are straight in front and back. The hu is two feet wide at the bottom and one foot wide at the top. It is three feet long, with a five-inch neck and a two-inch width of the shoulder leather belt. The first order is a hu hu wei wei, the second order is a hu wei wei, and the third order is a hu wei ci heng. The emperor's white belt has a red lining at the end, and the white belt is open at the end. The officials' white belt is open, the scholars' linen belt is open at the bottom, the laymen's brocade belt, and the disciples' white belt. The New York is made of a group of three inches, and the length is the same as the belt. The length is longer for the gentleman, three feet for the scholar, and two feet and five inches for the official. Ziyou said: "The belt is divided into three parts, the gentleman is in the second part, and the gentleman's belt is tied three times." The big belt of the official is four inches. The miscellaneous belt is red and green for the king; black and white for the official, and black and white for the scholar, two inches, and two four inches. For all belts, there are rates without merit, and those who are free to tie and belt diligently should collect them when they have something to do, and hold them when they run. The queen wears a 袆衣, and the lady wears a 揆迪; the king orders a 梆衣, a 襢衣, and a scholar's 褖衣. Only the women of the family order the 甸蛱, and the others follow the men.

Mermaid from Shan Hai Jing

King Sima Jing went on an expedition to the east and captured Li Xi of Shangdang and made him a Zhonglang Attendant. He then asked Xi, "My father invited you to come, but you refused. Now I am calling you. Why did you come?" Xi replied, "My father treated me with courtesy, so I was able to advance and retreat with courtesy. You are a man of law, and I came here out of fear of the law!"

Young Master, your wife ran away again

Nine-fold wheel

When Duke Yu was the Protector General, he asked Huan Tingwei to find a good official, and the search lasted for years. Queen Huan met Xu Ning and learned about it, so she told Yu Gong: "What others should have, you don't have to have; what others should not have, you don't have to not have. He is truly a pure man in the sea and mountains."

Rebirth of the Treasure God

Someone asked: "What is a cane?" The answer is: bamboo and tung are the same. So for the father, a cane is made of bamboo; for the mother, a cane is made of tung.

Amazing Beauty

In ancient times, the seams of the hat were shrunk, but now, the seams are horizontal; so the hat of mourning is auspicious, which is not the ancient way. Zengzi said to Zisi: "Ji! When I was in mourning for my parents, I did not drink water for seven days." Zisi said: "The ancient kings established the rituals, those who passed by should bow down to reach it, and those who did not reach it should stand on tiptoe to reach it. Therefore, when a gentleman is in mourning for his parents, he should not drink water for three days, and he can only stand up after being caned." Zengzi said: "If small merits are not taxed, then distant brothers will never mourn, is that right?"