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Being pounced on by a male bestie

It's just you

When Zhang Wuxing was eight years old, he was missing teeth. The wise knew that this was not normal, so they joked with him, "Why is there a dog hole in your mouth?" Zhang replied, "It is for you to go in and out through it!"

My classmates are all aliens

In the case of a funeral, if money and gold are presented to the king, it is said: "Pay the tribute to the officials". The horses are brought into the temple gate; the horses and coins are brought into the temple gate, and the white chariots are not brought into the temple gate. After the person who brings the tribute has given the order, he sits down and leaves it to the king, and the person who sends the tribute lifts it up.

Return of the Immortal Cultivator in the City

When Lord Gaogui passed away, there was an uproar both inside and outside the city. Sima Wenwang asked Chen Tai, the attendant, "How can we calm it down?" Tai said, "Only by killing Jia Chong can we thank the world." Sima Wenwang asked, "Can we lower this level?" Chen Tai replied, "We only see the upper level, not the lower level."

The beauty president's flower-guarding demon

Wang Youjun was good at calligraphy, as were Wang Jingren and Xu Xuandu. After the two men died, Youjun became even more successful in debates. Kong Yan warned him, saying, "Your Excellency, in the past you had close relations with Wang and Xu. But after they passed away, you did not take good care of them. This is unacceptable to the people." Youjun felt very ashamed.

Don't lie to me again in the next life.

House; the coffin of the senior official is covered with a veil, which is placed in the west row, and the veil does not reach the coffin; the coffin of the scholar is exposed, and the upper curtain is covered. Boil, the king has four kinds of eight baskets, the senior official has three kinds of six baskets, and the scholar has two kinds of four baskets, and fish and margarine are added. Decorate the coffin, the king has three pools of dragon curtains, and the appearance is vibrating. Fuhuang, three rows of fire, three rows of Fu. Plain brocade and red, add false Huang. Six purple buttons. Qi, five colors and five shells. Two purple 翣, two purple 翣, two painted 翣, all wearing jade. Fish leaping in the pool. The king has six purple 翣, six purple 贰. The senior official has two painted curtains, and the appearance is not vibrating. Huahuang, three rows of fire, three rows of Fu. Plain brocade and red. Two purple buttons, two black buttons. Qi, three colors and three shells. Two purple 翣, two painted 翣, all wearing jade. Fish leaping in the pool. The official wears a purple front and a black back, and the same applies to the cloak. The scholar wears a rough cloth curtain, one pond, twisted. Two purple buttons, two black buttons. Qi, three colors and one shell. Two painted bamboo quilts, all wear a sash. The scholar wears a purple front and a black back, and two cloaks use purple. The king is buried with a chariot, four sashes and two stele, and the imperial coffin uses a feathered banner. The official is buried with a chariot, two sashes and two stele, and the imperial coffin uses a thatched roof. The scholar is buried with a state carriage. Two sashes and no stele, when leaving the palace, the imperial coffin uses a gong cloth. When sealing, use a sash without a stele to carry the coffin. The king seals with a balance, and the official and scholar use a salt. The king orders not to shout, and seals with a drum; the official orders not to cry; the scholar cries and stops. The king's pine coffin, the official's cypress coffin, the official's mixed wood coffin. Between the coffin and the coffin, the king can hold a 柷, the official can hold a pot, and the scholar can hold a 甒. The king's coffin is in the inner coffin and the Yu basket, the senior official is not in the inner coffin, and the scholar is not in the Yu basket.