老外的鸡巴

I became a weirdo

Wang, Liu and Lin Gong looked at He Huqi, but He Huqi just looked at the documents and ignored them. The king said to He, "I have come here with Lord Lin to see you. I hope you will put aside your daily routine and respond to profound words. Why do you have to lower your head to look at this?" He said, "If I don't look at this, how can you survive?" Everyone thought it was a good idea.

Ask Danzhu

Kong Chen of Kuaiji, Wei Yi, Yu Qiu, Yu Cun and Xie Feng were all the best of the four clans and the most powerful people of their time. Sun Xinggong said: "Chen is the gold of Kong family, Xi is the jade of Wei family, Yu is the eldest and the last of Lin, and Xie is the master of Hongdao."

Youth Xu Zhiyi

Boyfriends should be cultivated from childhood

When Sun Xinggong finished writing Tiantai Fu, he showed it to Fan Rongqi and said, "Try throwing it on the ground. It should make the sound of metal and stone." Fan said, "I'm afraid your metal and stone are not the middle tone of Gong Shang!" However, every time he came up with a good line, he would say, "It should be the language of our generation."

Close-up of the crazy son-in-law

I want to follow the footsteps of Tang Seng

　　Pang Shiyuan of Nanjun heard that Sima Decao was in Yingchuan, so he traveled 2,000 miles to wait for him. When they arrived, they met Decao picking mulberry leaves. Shi Yuan said to him from inside the carriage, "I heard that a man should wear gold and purple when dealing with the world. How can he bend the flood and hold the silk women's affairs?" Decao said, "Get off the carriage for now. You know how to quickly go astray, and don't worry about losing your way. In the past, Bo Cheng worked in the fields with his wife, and did not envy the glory of the princes; Yuan Xian worked in the mulberry field, and was not interested in the official house. How can one sit in a luxurious house, ride a fat horse, and have dozens of maids, and then be extraordinary? This is why Xu and Fu were generous, and why Yi and Qi sighed for a long time. Even if one had stolen the title of Qin and had a wealth of thousands of horses, it would not be valuable enough!" Shi Yuan said, "I was born in a remote area, and I have rarely seen great principles. If you don't strike the loud bell or beat the thunder drum, you won't know their sound."