张学友搞笑电影

Infinite random system

Lu Ji went to see Wang Wuzi. Wang Wuzi placed several hu of goat cheese in front of him and pointed it out to Lu, saying, "How can you, Jiangdong, compete with this?" Lu Ji replied, "We have a thousand-mile radish soup, but we haven't added any salt or fermented black beans!"

Genius twins: the arrogant ex-wife takes them home

In the first month of spring, if the summer order is carried out, the rain will not be timely, the grass and trees will fall early, and the country will be in danger. If the autumn order is carried out, the people will suffer from a great epidemic, wild winds and rainstorms will come, and weeds and weeds will grow together. If the winter order is carried out, there will be floods, heavy snow and frost, and the first planting will not be possible.

Young Concubine in the Qing Dynasty: Fourth Master, please love me alone!

Duke Huan said to his guests: "Ayuan is a man of virtue and words. If he were appointed as an official, he would be able to set an example for the officials. The court is misusing his talent."

Different shades of school uniform time

Emperor Ming of Jin was an expert at fortune-telling about tombs and houses. When he heard that Guo Pu was burying someone, the emperor went to see it in disguise. He asked the master: "Why do you bury the dragon's horns? This method will lead to the extermination of the whole clan!" The master said: "Guo Yun said: 'This is to bury the dragon. Within three years, the emperor will be born.'" The emperor asked: "Does it mean the emperor will be born?" The answer was: "It is not the emperor who will be born, but it can lead to the emperor's question."

Rebirth of the Strongest Immortal

The Immortal Son-in-law

What are the four spirits? The unicorn, the phoenix, the tortoise and the dragon are called the four spirits. Therefore, the dragon is used as livestock, so fish and tuna are not succumbed; the phoenix is ​​used as livestock, so birds do not degenerate; the unicorn is used as livestock, so beasts do not go wild; the tortoise is used as livestock, so human nature is not lost. Therefore, the ancient kings held yarrow and tortoise, arranged sacrifices, buried silk, announced prayers and speeches, and established systems, so the country has rituals, officials have guards, things have duties, and rituals have order. Therefore, the ancient kings worried that the rituals would not reach the lower classes, so they offered sacrifices to the emperor in the suburbs to determine the position of heaven; they offered sacrifices to the gods in the country to arrange the benefits of the land; the ancestral temples were used to establish benevolence, the mountains and rivers were used to worship ghosts and gods, and the five sacrifices were used to establish affairs.